Women, You’re A Lot Like Whiskey
- When I have more than a taste, you make me a little light headed.
- I say stupid shit when you’re around. Manly/adorable shit in my head.
- I try new things when I’m with you. And vaguely remember them the next morning.
- The size of container you come in is just a matter of personal taste. It doesn’t affect the contents.
- With you, I’m suddenly way more attractive/interesting than I am in real life.
- At the bar, every other motherfucker wants what I have. And wants a goddamn sip.
- Age changes you. Usually for the better.
You have boobies. Fuck… wait…
- If I get pulled over by a cop and you’re in the front seat, wide open… There’ll be trouble.
- (Phew. Recovery!)