‘I push open the door and stumble through, tripping over my own feet and falling head first into the office.
Double crap – me and my two left feet! I am on my hands and knees in the doorway to Mr Grey’s office, and gentle hands are around me helping me stand. I am so embarrassed, damn my clumsiness. I have to steel myself to glance up. Holy cow – he’s so young.’
– E L James, Fifty Shades of Grey
I didn’t get that worked up when Ana fell at the start of FSoG. According to a friend, that was as it should be.
‘Bella is clumsy in Twilight. That’s the whole point.’
Maybe it is the whole point of Twilight. I don’t know. I haven’t read/seen it. What I do know, though, is that Ana’s clumsiness is completely fucking irrelevant to Fifty Shades.
I’m not sure that E…
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